I want to walk on stilts...naked
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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