I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
