a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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