I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
only if we run a train.
done.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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