Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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