I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
that may or may not have been my penis.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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