just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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