dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
God I need to hump something, right now.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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