We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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