Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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