Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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