I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
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