try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
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