Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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