Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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