This girl is more easily done than said...
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
Randomize