Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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