But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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