My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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