Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
pray to the hookup gods
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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