Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Randomize
