He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
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