Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
The air taste purple.
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