i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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