I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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