I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
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