Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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