Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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