so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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