Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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