idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
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