i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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