when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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