Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I'm drive I can fine osifer
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
Randomize
