so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Randomize
