So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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