I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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