Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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