do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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