the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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