Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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