I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
