I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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