Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize
