im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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