you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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