so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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