I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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