So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
false alarm. still invincible.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
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