dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I'm both gender and math confused
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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