i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
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