How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
We named our party play list daddy issues
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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