I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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