Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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