I smell stomach acid.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Text me some of your sweat
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